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the following legal mumbo jumbo:
1. I indemnify and hold blameless the godless creators of this morally
reprehensible garbage for any and all damages which may result, either directly
or indirectly, from accessing this material. I further assume all liability for
any damages which might result from viewing, accessing, visiting this site or
allowing others to do so, including having my eyes fall off my face, my brain
turn into pudding, or an increased desire to shoot at people from a book depository
with a rifle.
2. I agree that I will
not steal this site outright and put it on my own website and pass it off as my
own work. Nor will I use, view, access, share, think about, or show my sniggering
co-workers this site in violation of international agreements and/or treaties,
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of any law enforcement or debt-collection agency.
4. I acknowledge that this
warning really is a joke in itself and the material won't really warp my fragile
little mind! Also we love and respect Coldplay irregradless of the ribbing we
give them!!! R
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to all of the above, even the stuff that contradicts
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Coldplay jokes and tomfoolery!
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