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1. I indemnify and hold blameless the godless creators of this morally reprehensible garbage for any and all damages which may result, either directly or indirectly, from accessing this material. I further assume all liability for any damages which might result from viewing, accessing, visiting this site or allowing others to do so, including having my eyes fall off my face, my brain turn into pudding, or an increased desire to shoot at people from a book depository with a rifle.

2. I agree that I will not steal this site outright and put it on my own website and pass it off as my own work. Nor will I use, view, access, share, think about, or show my sniggering co-workers this site in violation of international agreements and/or treaties, or federal, state, county, city or incorporated village laws or their non-U.S. equivalent...blah ...blah......blah.......

3. I am not a cop, pig, fascist pig, fuzz, narc, band member, Paranoid Android, Kilted Yaksman, or member of any law enforcement or debt-collection agency.

4. I acknowledge that this warning really is a joke in itself and the material won't really warp my fragile little mind! Also we love and respect Coldplay irregradless of the ribbing we give them!!! R

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Yes! I have a sense of humor and can handle some Coldplay jokes and tomfoolery!
No. I am a easily offended doofus.
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